if she knocked on your door

if you woke and and she was nude in bed with you

if you woke up as her

if she accidently hit you with her car

sent you mail

called you

wanted to play xbox live or playstation online

emailed you 

wanted to be friends on facebook 

bumped into her at the movies

saw a girl drop her purse of something and you help and see that it is her

hopped in the shower with you

came out of a huge birthday cake. 

there and i would prob faint for most of these like the bed one or shower or cake.

if she knocked at my door i would be like, OMG it's megan fox and start jumping around really happy cause she was at my house door xD

if she woke up nude in bed with me i would ask her if last night i was good and what did she thought about my performance ahahahaha

if i woke up as her i would be like "WTF?! why am i megan fox right now?" xD

if she accidentaly hit my car i would tell her to proceed where she was going and i would pay the car's repairs loool

if she sent me mail i would answer back to her of course xP

if she called me i would say to her that i love her so much and that shes cute

if she wanted to play xbox or playstation online i would say "sure. why not?" xD

if she emailed me i would answer back just like the mailing option ahahaha

if she wanted to be friends in Facebook i would be amazed and accept her as a friend lool

if she bumped into me at the movies i would say hi, how you doing, asked for an autograph and ask if i could give her a kiss on the cheek xP

if she dropped her purse and i would notice it was her i would compliment her on her purse just like deon and ask if its everything ok with her

if she hopped in the shower with me i would say "come in my beautiful lady, i dont mind" xP

if she jumped out of my bday cake i would be surprised and say to her that it was the best day of my life cause she came to my bday party xD

and there it is, that's what i would probably do if those ocasions ever occured ahahaha

         if you woke and and she was nude in bed with you : If I'm STILL not naked then I would take my clothes off:)

         if she knocked on your door: I would be surprised and invite her to come in:)

        if you woke up as her: Same with Deon:D

        if she accidently hit you with her car: She doesnt hit my ''car'', she hits me so I dont know if I still would have energy to talk to her or something

       called you: If she is the one who called me, we would have a nice,

       sent you mail: I probably wouldnt believe it and try to understand is it really Megan Fox

       emailed you: Again, I probably wouldnt believe it and try to understand is it really Megan Fox

       wanted to play xbox live or playstation online: Well, I would play:)

       wanted to be friends on facebook : I dont have a facebook account, sorry Megan

if she knocked on your door –> Hai /confused/

if you woke and and she was nude in bed with you –> q(O_O)p , man you know…

if you woke up as her –> wtf? Where's my… oh wait

if she accidently hit you with her car –> I won't be happy

sent you mail –>hmm

called you –> Sorry, wrong number hahah

wanted to play xbox live or playstation online –> Buy a PS/Xbox

emailed you–> I'll think-spam maybe?

wanted to be friends on facebook –> No facebook, sorry

bumped into her at the movies –> Hi my friend

saw a girl drop her purse of something and you help and see that it is her –> N/A

hopped in the shower with you –>Dude you got good imagination

came out of a huge birthday cake. –> N/A

oh, a wet dream xP, just kidding with you