I'm sure if it has been discussed, but what was your Megan Fox skit on Saturday Night Live?

My least favorite was the LavaLine skit where you can talk to single people in your local area. But I really loved the rest.

In that other one where she's out to dinner with that guy. What was he — retarded? He was eating dinner with the most amazing woman the universe has put together. I could not believe that he rejected her proposal for marriage! If Megan Fox ever tells you that you'll never be alone for the rest of your life, that feeling will be so much better than hitting the lottery. If Megan Fox ever told you that she wants to marry you, would you tell her "no fucking way"?

I know she's not really the marrying type, neither am I. But if, for the sake of argument, she tells me that she wants to marry me, I'll let that moment sink in for a few seconds and just admire everything that's going on: the smell of the nice, cool nightly breeze, the music playing in the backround, Megan Fox. "Here I am", I'll start to think to myself "this regular guy, not a celebrity and she's asking ME to marry her?" Every guy in the world will be insanley jealous of you because they will feel that it could've easily happen to them. Calm, cool and collected, I'll say, "Fuck, yeah! Why not?"

Then out of nowhere some Metallica or Nine Inch Nail song will blare into the speaker systems of the restuarant and we will celebrate the occasion.

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But my favorite skit was the one where she brought that guy to her place to watch a movie and there was Optimus Prime trying to ruin Andy's time he was going to spend with Megan. What was not clear to me was if Andy was Megan's friend in the skit or if he was someone hoping to get into Megan's pants had Optimus not been there? If it were me in that skit, it would not matter to me if I was just friends with Megan. The fact that I'm spending quality time with someone like her will be a blessing for me. I wouldn't care if Brian was there to watch the movie as well. If he was there, then Megan should hook me up with one of her friends.

The neatest part of that skit was when they played that old school Transformer music at the end when they reintoduced the characters. I loved the way Megan turned to the camera and pumped her fist the way she did. If that does not tell you what a cool, kick-ass girl she is, then I don't know what would.

That skit was well put together.

–National