This is a SATIRE, so don't take it wrong. I don't agree any of what it says, but I think it's funny anyways.

Actress Megan Fox, star of a lot of really bad Hollywood movies that don't really matter, had a run-in with President Barack Obama on her Hawaiin vacation over the Christmas Holidays. The starlet, known mostly for her two talents and an ass that won't quit, said that she felt the President was a little frisky with his hands in a friendly hug.

"If a man who calls himself the leader of the free world thinks he can feel me up without being my co-star in a movie, he's got another thought coming to him," said the angered actress. "If he wants to see my naked titties, he can look them up on the internet like everyone else!"

Phone calls to the White House Press Secretary verified that the naked pictures of Fox are already bookmarked on the President's computer and that he does look at them on a regular basis.

When asked about the incident, he said "I'm sorry that Ms. Fox thought that I was trying to grope her. I thought that I was just taking presidential privilege. Since I've got the rest of this country bent over and everyone else is screwed, I felt that she might want to join them. I apologize for any misunderstanding."

"If she does decide in the future that she wants to be fucked over by the government like the rest of this country, I gave her my number."

haha wow!! what they said for her was soooo funny & out there that unless it said SATIRE, i would believe it.

thanks for posting this, its a good laugh.

Atta said:yeah, lool. i thought it was real too in the beggining, but now i know it isnt

Haha…It's seems quite real

if she does want to say anything about this, she can have no comments about this, cause it refers, once more, that shes only hot