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Five Ways For Michael Bay To Kill Megan Fox in 'Transformers 3'????????

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9:26 PM
October 13, 2009


nicolaspata

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Sorry for posting this, but i thought it was pretty funny.

She's a Robot

The most obvious way for Bay to kill Fox was mapped out for us in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me: make Mikaela a femmebot. Remember that thanks to Revenge of the Fallen, the Transformers can look just like humans now. In fact, they can look so human that they can get Sam's hormones pumping … something Mikaela seems to excel at. Couple this with the fact that she's extremely good with machines, has a flimsy background (no mom, dad in jail, etc), and signs point to oil in her veins. In Transformers 3 it's found out that she's a Deceptibot, and is either called on the carpet for failing so many times that they terminate her, or she dies in Sam's arms in the middle of a ginormo robo-battle, just after confessing what she is. A single, oily tear slides down her cheek as Shia screams "NO NO NO NO NO!"

Megatron Gets Even

Sam and Bumblebee race off with Ron and Judy in the backseat on a wedding planning trip. Yes, that's right, Sam and Mikaela are engaged now, and she's wearing a ring made out of some piece of the Allspark that somehow still exists. However, the romantic comedy hijinks between both couples come to a halt when Decepticons attack and take Sam's woman. He easily abandoned her for college in Revenge, but apparently he still moans for her pheromones and goes after her. Even though he's warned it might be a trap set by Megatron, who is now Megapissed. Sam calls in the troops, since Optimus owes him a favor or two, and when the ensuing battles busts out, Mikaela dies in the crossfire to provide an emotional arc. But as the end credits roll, the ring sparkles on her finger. Oh, crap.

Roadkill

Let's face it, the Transformers are bigass, giant chrome robots. They aren't dainty gadgets you'd see on a shelf at a Japanese fanboy shop in Tokyo. These things breathe death. They're huge killing machines when they're in robo-mode, and when they're transformed they still look like deathmobiles. Either way you slice it (and I'm deliberately ignoring the moron twins from Revenge here), they just exist to splatter anything made out of meat. In a variation on Megatron Gets Even, Mikaela is captured … but instead of holding her hostage, Megatron decides to pull a Hitcher on her. He sticks her inside a vehicle, and tells Sam he has to give up the [insert plot point secret] or she dies. Sam hems and haws and finally confesses, but Megatron has other plans. The vehicle she's in slowly transforms with Fox still inside, and Sam is treat to a front-row seat gorefest.

That's a Wrap on Megan Fox

The best way to deal with this problem? Just take care of it offscreen. Sure, you won't make the scads of Foxfans very happy, but you'll take care of your problem and save a bundle in the process. Unless she has some sort of guaranteed screen time in her contract, with a quota of at least 12 moist lip-parting, teeth-baring, open mouth shots. Barring that, Bay should just write her out. We don't even need to justify it with screen time. Sam's in mourning, since Mikaela died between Revenge and the next movie. Maybe he's joined a monastery, started living with the Autobots, or become the mainstay at sorority parties, depending on how he's dealing with it, but the main thing is that she died, tragically, before the movie opens. Thus saving both the crew, and the audience, the pain.

Mojo Goes Cujo

Mojo had settled into his life of being Sam's bitch just before Mikaela came along, and he's never been happy about it. Not only did she usurp his position, but she also took Sam out of the house, leaving him stranded with the wacky adventures of the Ron and Judy Show. He's also going through the throes of canine painkiller addiction, and this does not make him a pleasant puppy. When he digs up one of his bones from the yard, he doesn't notice strange symbols on it while he gnaws away his troubles, and accidentally ingests some sort of crazy alien plot point. It turns him into a rabid, miniature, transforming version of Cujo who has one thing on the brain: death to pouty-lipped, doey-eyed, owner-stealing women. It's a short list, and Mojo finally gets his.

Source: http://www.cinematical.com/200…..formers-3/

9:28 PM
October 13, 2009


nicolaspata

Chile

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This guy has a great imagination Hahaha.

The last way to kill her was so funny.

9:35 PM
October 13, 2009


nicolaspata

Chile

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She is not going to be killed, i know it.

Bay is not that idiot Confused

11:49 PM
October 13, 2009


ladiesmanhenry

Los Angeles, Calirfornia

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nicolaspata said:

She is not going to be killed, i know it.

Bay is not that idiot Confused


yeah!

she's famous yet great actor…

There will be one less lonely girl

3:24 AM
October 14, 2009


Atta

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i saw a article on my newspaper about this thing, Bay killing Megan in the next Transformers movie, it said that cause, Megan called Bay "Hitler", and he was thinking about killing her in the next one, i dont believe that hes goin to kill Megan, cause shes a great actress

Life is 3 days. 1 to meet you, the 2nd to love you, the 3rd to die. 1 month to involve, 1 year to suffer, more than a life to forget you…

5:04 AM
October 14, 2009


Akary

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That's not gonna happen.Megan belong to Mikaela.Also to Transformers.

There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART

7:05 AM
October 14, 2009


ladiesmanhenry

Los Angeles, Calirfornia

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yeah!

they will never take that from megan!

There will be one less lonely girl

10:36 AM
October 14, 2009


ThisFreakIsAlive

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This guys needs a serious reality checkshes just a hateful sod

11:10 AM
October 14, 2009


Neoracer

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How about killing the stupid lame franchise I'd rather that!!! The man is a terrible director these movies sucked so hard, just as an exercise in film making they fail. I cant argue the FX are great but one just zones out after 10 minutes..


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