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A Close Examination To Jennifer's Body (Megan's Body)

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9:39 AM
December 22, 2009


nicolaspata

Chile

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From head to toe, here we go…

Jennifer's Hair. Oh so pretty and silky-shiny after she's devoured a boy. Here she's fondly remembering the boy meat she just had that made her hair so pretty.

Jennifer's Hair Again. It falls out when she hasn't had enough boy meat. Not so pretty and definitely not silky-shiny. Time for more boy meat, Jennifer!

Jennifer's Eyes. Demonic and freaky! Scary and succubus-like. They look into your soul and see nothing worth saving. Despair!

Jennifer's Lips. Full and succulent. Pouty and delightful. She's kind of absent-mindedly chewing on some of her pretty hair as she contemplates her next demonic move.

Jennifer's Mouth (Spewing Bile). Ha ha, disgusting! This is what happens when you're a succubus demon and you try to eat something that isn't boy meat. Regular ol' food from the fridge is rejected violently and putridly!

Jennifer's Mouth (Smiling After Spewing Bile). Hot. Totally hot.

Jennifer's Teeth (Covered in Blood). Hey, Jennifer, you've got something on your teeth. Yeah, it's a lot of BLOOD! Ha! Looks like Jennifer just ate.

Jennifer's Teeth (Demon Attack Mode). This is Jennifer right before she's about to eat a football player that she lured into the woods and made out with for a little while before slamming him against a tree. Touchdown!

Jennifer's Tongue (Burning While On Fire!). Ouch! Well, if you're human, that is. If you're a succubus demon, then pain don't hurt.

Jennifer's Tongue (French-Kissing BFF). Yup! Needy is one lucky BFF!

Jennifer's Neck. Note the BFF locket. That stands for "Best Friends Forever." Though it's pronounced as "Biff," as in Tannen from Back to the Future.

Jennifer's Back. Her front as well, as reflected in the mirror. Double your trouble!

Jennifer's Hand. If you want to see an indie rock band that wants to sacrifice you to Satan in exchange for fame and fortune, then you have to get your hand stamped.

Jennifer's Hand Again. Note the nail on the middle finger is black, for maximum effect when making a certain gesture. And, also… wait, is that BLOOD? Whoa!

Jennifer's Chest. Delightful, certainly.

Jennifer's Chest (Slightly More Revealed). Oh my. Even more delightful!

Jennifer's Midriff. So young, so pretty, so skinny. Oddly enough, she doesn't seem to need a belt to keep her pants up on her skinny little demon waist.

Jennifer's Stomach (Bleeding Extremely). Jennifer just got impaled with one of those nets that you use to clean pools. Yeah. But remember, pain don't hurt when you're a succubus demon.

Jennifer's Stomach (Slashed with an X). "I'm X-ing you out" is something you say when you're not going to acknowledge someone's existence anymore, or at least remove them from your friends list. Needy just X-ed out Jennifer.

Jennifer's Rear. Well, it is Megan Fox, so it was inevitable. Even with a woman director.

Jennifer's Legs (Bloody!). This is Jennifer shortly after she became possessed by a succubus demon. The blood is her own, because of the human sacrifice that went awry. Guess you'll just have to see the movie!

Jennifer's Legs (Water-y!). Which brings us full circle back to the same scene in which Jennifer caressed her pretty wet shiny hair. Here she is emerging from the briney deep.

Thus concludes our examination. Thank you and you're welcome.

Source: UGO

10:00 AM
December 22, 2009


Atta

Atta
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loool, some of the definitions are funny, xD

Life is 3 days. 1 to meet you, the 2nd to love you, the 3rd to die. 1 month to involve, 1 year to suffer, more than a life to forget you…

2:44 PM
December 23, 2009


Akary

Member

posts 907

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Coolllll.So cool.

There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART

2:48 PM
December 23, 2009


theesloquehay

Argentina

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posts 129

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Hahah great this is great Smile

4:31 PM
December 23, 2009


between2worlds

Frankfurt am Main , Germany

between2worlds
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posts 138

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I prefer this picture: Jennifer's Tongue (Burning While On Fire!)

She looks so hot there!

In my Head

3:30 AM
December 26, 2009


ladiesmanhenry

Los Angeles, Calirfornia

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posts 2078

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Pretty cool

There will be one less lonely girl


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