07.01.07

I’d Transform her pants off

Posted in movie, fox, megan, transformers, megan fox at 10:06 pm by RedMosquito

Most of the reviews for the film have been positive for the big Transformers Movie, it’s currently 8.4/10 on the IMDB.com and 75% on RottenTomatoes.com which is pretty good. While I am not going to do a review myself (I haven’t seen it yet ), or post a bunch of reviews done by others, I’d like to share a few random quotes from other reviews, pertaining only to Megan’s performance (taken completely out of context and uncredited). After all, this is a Megan Fox site, not a movie review site
Her role in the film:

Megan Fox plays his sidekick Mikaela, the scantily dressed eye candy of the film, and Rachel Taylor plays the more properly dressed smart girl who helps the dumb old guys of the movie figure everything out.

Her potential:

Fox is extraordinarily easy on the eyes and even shows hints of acting talent…

Wait, what?:

And wow is Megan Fox hot, sometimes a bit distracting…

Tell me what you really think:

Fox is completely bland as the love interest, with a face that doesn’t change expressions regardless of the situation.

Special bonus quote taken from a YouTube.com comment made on a Transformers video clip I posted a few weeks ago, and one of the funniest things I have read in a long time:

I’d transform her pants off

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06.26.07

Michael Bay terrifies, seduces Megan Fox

Posted in michael bay, fox, megan, transformers, megan fox at 8:57 pm by RedMosquito

At the ripe, tender, supple age of 19, Megan unsuccessfully auditioned for a role in Michael Bay’s production ‘The Amityville Horror’ but she obviously left Bay with an impression of her when casting for Transformers rolled around.

There’s a sweetness about her. I never had one girlfriend looking like that in my high school. Look at her.

Look at her, indeed. Fox said of the audition:

I was so scared and terrified that Michael Bay would be in the same room.

Fox says that she can appreciate the high expectations from the fans that Transformers carries, but she assures everyone that they will love the new flame-like paint job given to Optimus Prime.

Megan claims to be a fan the Xbox 360 mega hit game ‘Gears of War’ and was excited to learn that Michael Bay was involved in producing the commercials. Do you think she’s every even played the game? Everyone knows it was Gary Jules haunting rendition of Mad World that made those commercials the success that they were, if Michael Bay picked the song, then I give him full credit.

This also puts into doubt her claim that she is a fan of The Strokes and the Beastie Boys, as I am quite certain Michael Bay has never played a production role in either a Strokes or Beastie Boys record release.

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06.22.07

Megan Fox Maxim Magazine July 2007 Cover Photoshoot Interview

Posted in tattoo, megan, fox, magazine, transformers, photoshoot, maxim, pictures, hq, megan fox at 8:48 pm by RedMosquito

The July 2007 issue of Maxim Magazine features Megan Fox on the cover, a multi-page photo spread featuring all of her horrible tattoos and a one on one interview with the up and coming starlet. I’ve transcribed a few quotes from the interview.

On Transformers:

Transformers is the best movie Michael Bay has directed.

On highschool popularity:

Bitchy girls tortured me on school. They’d say horrible things and throw ketchup packets at me …(editors note: I wonder if it was Heinz Ketchup?)

On drugs:

I’ve done drugs and I know that’s how I know I don’t like them … I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana…

On Sex:

I really enjoy having sex and that’s offensive to some people … I’m young and I have a lot of hormones … But I like sex with one person in a relationship…

On Tattoos:

Everytime I get a tattoo it’s a little fuck-you to anyone who tells me not to … I’m not kidding that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go work at Costco.

To read more about Megan, make sure you pick up a copy of this month’s Maxim. You can check out the complete photoshoot here: Megan Fox Maxim

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