06.28.07

Idiots compare Megan Fox to Angelina Jolie

Posted in fox, megan, tattoo, megan fox at 9:17 pm by RedMosquito

Ok so let me get this straight, because Megan has a tattoo on her back and and poses looking over her shoulder, she is trying to imitate baby Jesus’, mother Angelina Jolie and people are slagging her for it? Do these idiots think that Angelina Jolie invented back tattoo and over-the-shoulder-look-behind pose? The pose is done because you have a bunch of photographers screaming for them to turn around and show off their tattoo, you jackasses.

So she stole the back tattoo and the pose, next she must go to Africa or Cambodia or wherever and buy some orphan babies. I hope Brian Austin Green is up for it.

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06.24.07

Megan Fox tattoo regret, stoner edition

Posted in fox, megan, tattoo, megan fox at 10:59 pm by RedMosquito

It probably seemed like a great idea at the time, but a tribal design tattoo, one of the 9 currently adorning the otherwise perfect body of Megan Fox, didn’t turn out as planned and resulted in a messy black mark when instead of conducting tattoo sales, the skin artist proprietor conducted a bake sale instead. It’s crazy because when you think of ‘tattoo artist’, the LAST thing you think of is weed! Amirite?

“The guy was smoking weed while he tattooed me and he didn’t do it correctly. Now it’s nothing and I’m gonna get it removed. I was told he was a really amazing tattoo artist but he wasn’t on his game that night. He was distracted.”

No doubt Megan has learned her lesson and plans to have all her other tattoos removed and will be more careful when selecting her next ink dude.

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06.22.07

Megan Fox Maxim Magazine July 2007 Cover Photoshoot Interview

Posted in tattoo, megan, fox, magazine, transformers, photoshoot, maxim, pictures, hq, megan fox at 8:48 pm by RedMosquito

The July 2007 issue of Maxim Magazine features Megan Fox on the cover, a multi-page photo spread featuring all of her horrible tattoos and a one on one interview with the up and coming starlet. I’ve transcribed a few quotes from the interview.

On Transformers:

Transformers is the best movie Michael Bay has directed.

On highschool popularity:

Bitchy girls tortured me on school. They’d say horrible things and throw ketchup packets at me …(editors note: I wonder if it was Heinz Ketchup?)

On drugs:

I’ve done drugs and I know that’s how I know I don’t like them … I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana…

On Sex:

I really enjoy having sex and that’s offensive to some people … I’m young and I have a lot of hormones … But I like sex with one person in a relationship…

On Tattoos:

Everytime I get a tattoo it’s a little fuck-you to anyone who tells me not to … I’m not kidding that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go work at Costco.

To read more about Megan, make sure you pick up a copy of this month’s Maxim. You can check out the complete photoshoot here: Megan Fox Maxim

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