06.26.07

Michael Bay terrifies, seduces Megan Fox

Posted in michael bay, fox, megan, transformers, megan fox at 8:57 pm by RedMosquito

At the ripe, tender, supple age of 19, Megan unsuccessfully auditioned for a role in Michael Bay’s production ‘The Amityville Horror’ but she obviously left Bay with an impression of her when casting for Transformers rolled around.

There’s a sweetness about her. I never had one girlfriend looking like that in my high school. Look at her.

Look at her, indeed. Fox said of the audition:

I was so scared and terrified that Michael Bay would be in the same room.

Fox says that she can appreciate the high expectations from the fans that Transformers carries, but she assures everyone that they will love the new flame-like paint job given to Optimus Prime.

Megan claims to be a fan the Xbox 360 mega hit game ‘Gears of War’ and was excited to learn that Michael Bay was involved in producing the commercials. Do you think she’s every even played the game? Everyone knows it was Gary Jules haunting rendition of Mad World that made those commercials the success that they were, if Michael Bay picked the song, then I give him full credit.

This also puts into doubt her claim that she is a fan of The Strokes and the Beastie Boys, as I am quite certain Michael Bay has never played a production role in either a Strokes or Beastie Boys record release.

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