02.09.08

Megan Fox’s Jennifer’s Body begins filming in March

Posted in Jennifer's Body, movie, fox, megan, megan fox at 6:03 pm by RedMosquito

Former sex worker Diablo Cody has followed her Oscar-nominated Juno script by penning comedy-horror Jennifer’s Body, while Jason Reitman will produce the movie, set to begin shooting in Vancouver this March.

Transformers star Megan Fox is to play the lead in the Fox Atomic film, portraying a demonically-possessed cheerleader who begins to take her pick of the high school boys in a Minnesota farming town.

And according to the Hollywood Reporter, Mean Girls star Amanda Seyfried has now been cast as her aptly-named best friend Needy, forced to take desperate measures to protect the small town from Jennifer’s ravenous rampage.

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08.06.07

Megan Fox sensational news headline extravaganza!

Posted in fox, megan, megan fox, Hayden Panettiere News at 11:44 pm by RedMosquito

After running this site for almost 4 years now, it’s funny to watch how the media twists and sensationalizes things. Maybe it’s because I am little more aware of who Megan Fox is and how her career has evolved over the years and I’ve never doubted the sensationalistic (not and actual word) nature of the media; but seeing it first hand with regards to Megan, I have a whole new disgust for the media in general.

The first item that comes to mind was something I blogged about weeks before the mass media began reporting about it and that was Megan revelation that she had tried weed and it was ‘ok’. For the next week, every story about Megan coming down the pipe (pun intended) was how everyone in Hollywood is a cokehead and that Megan herself is a huge pothead. This was all taken from a single line of her Maxim interview.

The second thing I noticed, and this one is a repeat, is that Megan Fox HATES Lindsay Lohan. Megan has basically said that she was indifferent to the relationship, they worked together and that was it. No sexy catfights that resulted in goose down feathers flying as a result of a lingerie pillow fight followed by a lesbian makeout makeup session :(. This was already ‘reported’ months ago, for the record.
Anyways, enough about that, maybe I am just naive. In the absence of anything better to do, I am going to start a regular Megan Fox news headline recap because I find the headlines themselves are all you need to read to get all the info you need from the article. Just like you don’t need to watch anymore than the 30 second teaser commercial for Access Hollywood to get all the info you need (or can stomach).

Here are this weeks items, totally random and completely out of context!

Megan Fox’s Lohan hate

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Megan Fox Slams LiLo: Don’t Call Me Lindsay Lohan

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Megan Fox’s English impression

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Megan Fox: The Next Big Thing

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FOX’S TATTOO TRIBUTE TO DEAD EX

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Fox Wants To Be Slashed Or Hacked

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Megan Fox Blasts Tattoo Critics

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07.08.07

Megan Fox Nude!

Posted in nude, megan, pictures, megan fox at 5:23 pm by RedMosquito

No seriously there are no pictures out there of Megan Fox nude. I’ve had numerous requests for them so just stop asking and stop wasting your time looking for them. A few people sent me some links to site that claimed to have them, all you had to do was pay a subscription fee and obviously it is a scam because they don’t exist. Or do they…? dun dun duuuuuuun…

Megan Fox

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07.01.07

I’d Transform her pants off

Posted in movie, fox, megan, transformers, megan fox at 10:06 pm by RedMosquito

Most of the reviews for the film have been positive for the big Transformers Movie, it’s currently 8.4/10 on the IMDB.com and 75% on RottenTomatoes.com which is pretty good. While I am not going to do a review myself (I haven’t seen it yet ), or post a bunch of reviews done by others, I’d like to share a few random quotes from other reviews, pertaining only to Megan’s performance (taken completely out of context and uncredited). After all, this is a Megan Fox site, not a movie review site
Her role in the film:

Megan Fox plays his sidekick Mikaela, the scantily dressed eye candy of the film, and Rachel Taylor plays the more properly dressed smart girl who helps the dumb old guys of the movie figure everything out.

Her potential:

Fox is extraordinarily easy on the eyes and even shows hints of acting talent…

Wait, what?:

And wow is Megan Fox hot, sometimes a bit distracting…

Tell me what you really think:

Fox is completely bland as the love interest, with a face that doesn’t change expressions regardless of the situation.

Special bonus quote taken from a YouTube.com comment made on a Transformers video clip I posted a few weeks ago, and one of the funniest things I have read in a long time:

I’d transform her pants off

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06.28.07

Idiots compare Megan Fox to Angelina Jolie

Posted in fox, megan, tattoo, megan fox at 9:17 pm by RedMosquito

Ok so let me get this straight, because Megan has a tattoo on her back and and poses looking over her shoulder, she is trying to imitate baby Jesus’, mother Angelina Jolie and people are slagging her for it? Do these idiots think that Angelina Jolie invented back tattoo and over-the-shoulder-look-behind pose? The pose is done because you have a bunch of photographers screaming for them to turn around and show off their tattoo, you jackasses.

So she stole the back tattoo and the pose, next she must go to Africa or Cambodia or wherever and buy some orphan babies. I hope Brian Austin Green is up for it.

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06.26.07

Michael Bay terrifies, seduces Megan Fox

Posted in michael bay, fox, megan, transformers, megan fox at 8:57 pm by RedMosquito

At the ripe, tender, supple age of 19, Megan unsuccessfully auditioned for a role in Michael Bay’s production ‘The Amityville Horror’ but she obviously left Bay with an impression of her when casting for Transformers rolled around.

There’s a sweetness about her. I never had one girlfriend looking like that in my high school. Look at her.

Look at her, indeed. Fox said of the audition:

I was so scared and terrified that Michael Bay would be in the same room.

Fox says that she can appreciate the high expectations from the fans that Transformers carries, but she assures everyone that they will love the new flame-like paint job given to Optimus Prime.

Megan claims to be a fan the Xbox 360 mega hit game ‘Gears of War’ and was excited to learn that Michael Bay was involved in producing the commercials. Do you think she’s every even played the game? Everyone knows it was Gary Jules haunting rendition of Mad World that made those commercials the success that they were, if Michael Bay picked the song, then I give him full credit.

This also puts into doubt her claim that she is a fan of The Strokes and the Beastie Boys, as I am quite certain Michael Bay has never played a production role in either a Strokes or Beastie Boys record release.

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06.24.07

Megan Fox tattoo regret, stoner edition

Posted in fox, megan, tattoo, megan fox at 10:59 pm by RedMosquito

It probably seemed like a great idea at the time, but a tribal design tattoo, one of the 9 currently adorning the otherwise perfect body of Megan Fox, didn’t turn out as planned and resulted in a messy black mark when instead of conducting tattoo sales, the skin artist proprietor conducted a bake sale instead. It’s crazy because when you think of ‘tattoo artist’, the LAST thing you think of is weed! Amirite?

“The guy was smoking weed while he tattooed me and he didn’t do it correctly. Now it’s nothing and I’m gonna get it removed. I was told he was a really amazing tattoo artist but he wasn’t on his game that night. He was distracted.”

No doubt Megan has learned her lesson and plans to have all her other tattoos removed and will be more careful when selecting her next ink dude.

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06.22.07

Megan Fox Maxim Magazine July 2007 Cover Photoshoot Interview

Posted in tattoo, megan, fox, magazine, transformers, photoshoot, maxim, pictures, hq, megan fox at 8:48 pm by RedMosquito

The July 2007 issue of Maxim Magazine features Megan Fox on the cover, a multi-page photo spread featuring all of her horrible tattoos and a one on one interview with the up and coming starlet. I’ve transcribed a few quotes from the interview.

On Transformers:

Transformers is the best movie Michael Bay has directed.

On highschool popularity:

Bitchy girls tortured me on school. They’d say horrible things and throw ketchup packets at me …(editors note: I wonder if it was Heinz Ketchup?)

On drugs:

I’ve done drugs and I know that’s how I know I don’t like them … I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana…

On Sex:

I really enjoy having sex and that’s offensive to some people … I’m young and I have a lot of hormones … But I like sex with one person in a relationship…

On Tattoos:

Everytime I get a tattoo it’s a little fuck-you to anyone who tells me not to … I’m not kidding that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go work at Costco.

To read more about Megan, make sure you pick up a copy of this month’s Maxim. You can check out the complete photoshoot here: Megan Fox Maxim

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