The sphincternet is blowing its collective load at reports that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have amicably ended their 2+ year engagement.

The last few times this was reported it turned out to be false, along with ever other sensational Megan Fox story of the past couple of years.

What is the point of this post?  Well there really isn’t really a point to the post except I just really wanted to incorporate the DHS graphic into the post to illustrate the absurdity of why anyone cares about this and how at the same time the world economy is in shambles, this will be a big ‘news’ story.

I’m not sure if I made a point; but am I satisfied?  Indeed I am.